Wow... Seems like i havent posted anything for almost a month..! I miss this haha! Well... Obviously nothing much has been going on that can be blogged about... well except for MJ's death... Earth Day... Swine Flu... Oh who am I kidding... so much to write about i've just been lazy...
Well I walked into town today and realized that men can be reeeeeeally disgusting. I mean, we try to make the country (Malaysian men, specifically) clean but oh my god... It's kinda impossible when they do their best to be lazy and gross and make the world a filthy place we live in. Here I present the 10 disgusting men habits that i think should be illegal. Random order. And to girls... Just dont date men with these problem.... x.x
1. SPITTING IN PUBLIC
Okay #1. Worst thing a man can do is spit in public... without looking around... just suck the whole phlegm into the mouth and spit on the concrete floor... DISGUSTING! I mean come on! if you wanna do it so bad... look for a drain or soil ground AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD don't do it when people are around!!! Seriously sometimes i just walk on a pavement and see those random spit on the ground... and i do my shoes justice to NOT EVER throd on them. I mean someone can fall down and urgh... can't imagine the consequences. And also, when u go to a restaurant or public spitting place... DO NOT SPIT IN THE SINK WHERE PEOPLE ARE NEARBY CONSUMING FOOD!!! gross gross GROSS! Have some respect. And girls, or everyone else... if you see these disgusting men do it... PLAY YOUR PART AND TELL THEM TO NOT DO IT AGAIN! who cares if you embarass them!
2. SMOKING
I hate the smell. And i'm sure 90% of the earth population hates it too. The 10 percent are idiots and irresponsible dumbasses that just loves to polute the world. And make my hair stink. I spent like A LOT on my hair to make it stay clean and smell nice and guys just keep smoking around me leaving their bad breath+smoke essence into my very expensive hair. GROSS. So stop it. If u wanna smoke, go to toilets where everything smells including your smokey ass-breath. And honestly, it doesn't look cool. Black dry lips and brownish teeth... Think about it. Only Hollywood stars can get away with smoking and looking nice at the same time. And for girls who smoke... That's twice the grossness.
3. GUM
I hate gum. It's like chewing on condoms. Totally disgusting. I respect Singapore for banning Gums in the country. Well, precisely, it's okay if it's in the mouth or trash cans... What is gross, is when you randomly spit it on the ground or stick it under chairs or tables that PUBLIC people use too. Come on, be civilized. It's not so hard to keep the wrappings in your pocket and spit the chewed condom into the wrappings before you throw in trash. It's so freakingly annoying to step on gum! imagine, people's saliva + teeth crap stuck on your shoes... especially expensive shoes! And when you randomly touch one when you're watching a movie.... GROSSSSS!!!! TRASH CANS ARE EVERYWHERE!!! Use them!!
4. "PHeeeee WheeeeeT!!!!"
Goodness if i have a penny for all the times guys whistle at me i'd be a freakin gazilionnaire! It is flattering sometimes but not when it goes out of hand and make you feel awkward... And i think seriously, it's old fashioned.. So unless you're a soldier in training who havent seen a girl for 12 months... don't do it. We girls wont fall for you anyway... And weirdly but true... Why do only ugly guys do it...???
5. CURSING
"What the F is your problem? Don't u F-ing S with me or i'll F-ing kill you Son of a B. And don't you F-ing tell me what the F i should do you F-ing C. Go F a W you S old D. Imma S you in the A if you don't F-ing stop S-ing with me. And imma F your S up C with you F-ing W of a B C in your F-ing living room" - Point made -
So... Think about it... I can list a hundred more disgusting habits of a man... But i think these 5 are enough to make a point :)
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